My Brother and I Took a DNA Test and It Revealed Some Disturbing Information

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My brother Daniel and I both took 23andme DNA tests and this is what it revealed about our ancestry:

This explains so much

There was also about 0.1% of “unassigned” genes on my ancestry report which I can only assume is blobfish.

Grandpa? Is that you? (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

I suppose it is all irrelevant considering my gene sequence is now owned by a mega-corporation. I look forward to the inevitable death match against my murderous clone.

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6 thoughts on “My Brother and I Took a DNA Test and It Revealed Some Disturbing Information”

      1. I’ll put it like this, you’ll figure out the premise 15 mins into it like I did…actually you kinda already figured it out, the way you ended this post.

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    1. That has NOT proven true in my case LOL. Well, my back is pretty hairless. It makes up for it on the other side :/ Also between my eyebrows.

      Although, I am significantly less hairy than my eldest brother, who seems to have the least amount of Neanderthal DNA of my siblings.

      I really think he might be at least 1% Sasquatch.

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