Special Delivery!
When you are old and getting frail,
There’s no need to grieve, to weep or wail–
Just ship your dentures to yourself in the mail!
And if you wait just a little while,
The postman will deliver you back your very own smile!
This will be twice as nice, because by then,
You will have forgotten where you put them!
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The Rookery 
God! This, very weirdly so, reminded me of a book I read two years ago ‘Elizabeth is Missing’…NOT THAT SHE WAS IN THE HABIT OF SELF MAILING HER OWN TEETH! 🤣🤣🤣 But she was forgetful as fuck! 🤣🤣🤣 Loved it, Rook! ❤️
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If she was missing did she mail herself? That’d be a heck of a twist.
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IT SURE WOULD BEE!!! *gasps* But sadly the writer wasn’t that imaginative! HAHAHA!!! xD xD
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A long ago friend used to tell me to walk a mile with a stone in my shoe and feel the relief when I removed it.
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That’s one way to do it.
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That picture is creepy as hell — I really dig it!
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You know, when you’re a kid, you never realize just how terrifying the simple prospect of aging is going to be.
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Like a prisoner within your own body…
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So true! I’m taking care of my elderly parents, and we go through something similar every day. 😀
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As long as you can find the humor in it! Enjoy your parents while you can!
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I am. We laugh a lot… I’m not that far behind them either.
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