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INKTOBER 2019: Day 26. Dark

The Star-Nosed Mole The star-nosed moleLives his life in a holeHe doesn't seem to mindThat he's completely blindIn fact, he thinks it's swell.It's really just as wellthat he can't see any clearer--Imagine seeing that face in the mirror!

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 8 Comments October 26, 2019October 26, 2019 1 Minute

INKTOBER 2019: Day 18. Misfit

Poor Betty... Betty's Wardrobe Malfunction Once a year, in the fall, the ogres hold a costume ball. Betty didn't quite know, if she really wanted to go. In the end the choice was moot, given the fit of her human suit.

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 6 Comments October 18, 2019October 13, 2019 1 Minute

INKTOBER 2019: Day 8. Frail

There they are! Special Delivery! When you are old and getting frail,There's no need to grieve, to weep or wail--Just ship your dentures to yourself in the mail!And if you wait just a little while,The postman will deliver you back your very own smile!This will be twice as nice, because by then,You will have forgotten … Continue reading INKTOBER 2019: Day 8. Frail →

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 11 Comments October 8, 2019October 5, 2019 1 Minute

INKTOBER 2019: Day 6. Husky

I mean, just look at him--hardly any meat on those bones! Sticks and Stones and Bared Bones Did I ever tell you the story of Gordie Landusky?The boys used to taunt him, 'cause he was, y'know, kinda husky.He tried to tell'em he wasn't fat, he was just big-boned.But they'd spit in his face, and hit … Continue reading INKTOBER 2019: Day 6. Husky →

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 9 Comments October 6, 2019October 6, 2019 1 Minute

INKTOBER 2019: Day 5. Build

But how did he get up there? It's Not That Bad It's neither vile gossip, nor vicious rumor--It's just a little gallows humor.

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 10 Comments October 5, 2019October 5, 2019 1 Minute

INKTOBER 2019: Day 2. Mindless

My dad used to tell me this is how he changes his mind. Don't Worry, Be Happy Are you weighed down with worry and care?Perhaps you should blame what's beneath your hair.Just saw a bit and scoop it out--that beleaguered brain all full of doubt!You'll find that you can do without.You won't even notice how … Continue reading INKTOBER 2019: Day 2. Mindless →

rsrook Inktober, Inktober 2019 4 Comments October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 1 Minute

Wicked Wednesday Presents:

The Guillotine's Tune C’mon, fly with me and let it all hang loose We’ll tap and sway on the tips of our shoes-- Just swinging to the rhythm of the hangman’s blues. Hand in hand, and we’ll skip down there-- And we’ll shimmy and shake with live-wire flare Just snapping to the beat of the … Continue reading Wicked Wednesday Presents: →

rsrook poetry, Weird Wednesday Leave a comment August 15, 2019 1 Minute

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