Sticks and Stones and Bared Bones
Did I ever tell you the story of Gordie Landusky?
The boys used to taunt him, ’cause he was, y’know, kinda husky.
He tried to tell’em he wasn’t fat, he was just big-boned.
But they’d spit in his face, and hit him until he moaned.
Well one day, Gordie finally got firetruckin’ fed-up
And uff-da, did he find a way to make’em shut up–
He peeled the skin from his chest like curtains off a stage–
And gave’em an eye-full of his bare-boned rib cage!
He tapped along his ribs and wiggled his fingers in the spaces–
And their eyes popped outta their heads, and their jaws fell off their faces!
Well, I’ll tell ya, those boys never again called ol’ Gordie fat.
To be honest, they never said much of anything after that.
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The Rookery 
Brilliant 🖤
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Thank you from the depths of Gordie’s curiously heartless chest cavity!
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No problem! I know just how wee Gordie feels! 😁🖤
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Great job, Rook!
I bet they didn’t😂 sometimes you gotta put it all the table or his case say it with your chest😂
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It certainly changes the tone of the conversation.
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Hahahha!! Well, that’s teach each and very one of to believe it the next time anyone says they’re big boned..🤣🤣 BRILLIANT! ❤️
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Well you can’t argue with it.
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God! I just re-read my comment! Soo many typos! 😱😱
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Hahaha. I got the gist of it.
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